Latest Blogs

 

London Calling
An Englishman's thoughts about New Orleans...
Shandypockets Champagne tastes and shandy pockets




Latest Films

I got them BB King video report blues...
No penguins were harmed during the making of this film

Video Interviews

Branson
A tough day at the office. I had to go to Jamaica for this.
Lamb
Sadly not in a place in the sun, but opposite my flat.
Woodroffe
Yo Sushi owner, Den Dragon and Yotel creator.

Writing

I don't get paid for everything I write, and as someone once said, that's not writing, that's just typing. Here are some non-journalism projects.

Geoff Torment's Extraordinary Lives
Spoof biographies. Malachi of Hereford won honourable mention in the Mona Schreiber Prize for Short Humourous Fiction. Garrolous and Gregorious Cretensky were published in a Comic Relief anthology, Twitter Titters. They were all written by myself and Paul Garside, and the illustrations are by Graeme MacMillan.

Worry. Don't be happy.
Or, 'How Bobby McFerrin ruined my life".