Do Mind If I Don't
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In the increasingly distant past (1996), I moved to London with the dream of becoming a writer. Or a singer in a band. Or a music journalist. Or something. It was a different time, before smartphones and social media. It was a more analogue time. It was a time when I didn't need the internet to make an idiot of myself. Think a Dollar Store Larry David, a Pound Shop Alan Bennet, discount David Sedaris, or a cut-price version of Peep Show's Mark Corrigan. Do Mind If I Don't is a tale of an under-achiever from a small town trying to make a life for himself in the big city. If you like tales of people being out of their depth, mostly clueless and awkwardly making their way through life, these stories are for you. READ SOME EXCERPTS |
Kind words about DMIID:
"Funny, engaging stories - love the voice!"
"It’s hilarious. I’m fully laughing out loud pretty much the entirety of when the book is in my hands."
"The best thing is the humour. It keeps a smile on your face a lot of the time and then there are genuine laugh-out-loud moments. Hugely enjoyable stuff!"
"I was actually laughing aloud in the Bureau of Revenue — I really don’t know if it gets any better than that!"
"Fantastic! Really, really love it!"
"I’m dying on the floor! Every damn story I’m laughing my ass off!"
"I’m laughing out loud on every page!"
"If half of this is true, it's hilarious. If it's all true, then god help the man! Funny book!"
"Very funny! Paul will bring you right along on his adventures. Buy this book and enjoy!"
"The stories had me laughing out loud on my couch in an otherwise empty house!"
"Funny, engaging stories - love the voice!"
"It’s hilarious. I’m fully laughing out loud pretty much the entirety of when the book is in my hands."
"The best thing is the humour. It keeps a smile on your face a lot of the time and then there are genuine laugh-out-loud moments. Hugely enjoyable stuff!"
"I was actually laughing aloud in the Bureau of Revenue — I really don’t know if it gets any better than that!"
"Fantastic! Really, really love it!"
"I’m dying on the floor! Every damn story I’m laughing my ass off!"
"I’m laughing out loud on every page!"
"If half of this is true, it's hilarious. If it's all true, then god help the man! Funny book!"
"Very funny! Paul will bring you right along on his adventures. Buy this book and enjoy!"
"The stories had me laughing out loud on my couch in an otherwise empty house!"
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OUTSIDE OF THESE COUNTRIES? ' DO MIND IF I DON'T ' SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR LOCAL AMAZON STORE - email me if you'd like a copy but can't find it online
ORDER 'DO MIND IF I DON'T ' IN THE UK
OUTSIDE OF THESE COUNTRIES? ' DO MIND IF I DON'T ' SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR LOCAL AMAZON STORE - email me if you'd like a copy but can't find it online
